Marin Dump

How about a complete dump for $629,000? Built in 1954, 1309 sq ft. "But honey, we get to live in Marin, so it's just so worth it." This thing is so bad that even the realtor's write-up can't make it seem nice. Check out these code words in the write-up: "move-in condition" (translation: no renovations or upgrades at all), "perfect senior" (translation: 1950s style interior that would appeal to a senior), "or starter home" (translation: tear it down and rebuild or dump a lot of money into it just to bring it up to style).