Slacker you say? How about this Marin gem:
If you think that picture is funny, just wait until you hear how the listing agent pimps this one:
Waterfront living with private boat dock. Gorgeous views of marsh and mt. Tam. Unique community along corte madera creek. Adjacent to wildlife area. Easy distance to ferry for commuters
"Waterfront living with private boat dock
"... is that what that box precariously perched at the end of this property is called?
"Gorgeous views of marsh
"...ok, that I believe. There's just nothing quite like breathing in marsh gas and the smell of decaying sea life in that black mud. Mmmmmm.
"Unique community along corte madera creek
"...uh, that's one way
to put it I suppose.
"Adjacent to wildlife area
"...I would have to say you are more than just adjacent to a wildlife area... you are sort of in
This one comes in with 1 br 1 ba, 861 sq ft, built in 1984 (I guess the previous house sank or was swept away in a storm). Asking $549,950.